Fat Loss After Christmas - Oh-What-Ick?
Happy and Merry FAT LOSS!
‘Twas the Day After Christmas
And Everyone’s Fun
Turned into Big Bellies
And Jiggly Buns.
“Don’t Fear,” said the doctors
“Even if you’re a ton
We’ll write you a script
For a GLP1!”
“Ozempic, Mounjaro, and the powers that be
Will knock off the pounds and reduce A1C”
“You don’t have to exercise, don’t even diet,
We’ll write your prescription, you run out and buy it!”
“BUT WAIT!” Someone screamed,with an audible boom.
“Shouldn’t we join in to Phil Kaplan’s Zoom?
Before we fall victim to the latest drug fad
We want to know truth if the new drugs are bad
And while we’re caught up in this “spin” that’s been spu
Shouldn’t we ask, “What is GLP1?”
As Santa looked up from completing his season
He knew who was screaming, it was the old voice of reason,
He looked at his belly and glanced at his wife,
“Mrs. Claus, let’s get fitter, let’s better our life”
The missus just smiled and stripped off her sweat suit,
“Holy Blizzard” said Santa, “you’ve been doing the Reboot
Mrs. Claus spun around in a 360 twirl
“Enough talking” said Santa, “I’ll give this a whirl
“We need to know truth, what is real and authentic
The old voice of reason said “don’t use Ozempic
Mrs. Claus checked her email and quick as a blink
Found the one for the Zoom call and clicked on the link
Santa looked on, he was happy to see her
“Ozempic, Viagra, hey I won’t need either!”
And all will be right at the North Pole this year,
Fit elves and fit reindeer and metabo-Cheer!
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